I don't have time to be classified as difficult, and I don't have time to care. After all, what you think of me is really none of my business. My writing is a reflection of me and my life. I hope some can relate to my ramblings, if you don't that's okay too but this is what you can expect from me.
I've been a full-time mother since the age of 16. Raising my kids has been the most rewarding accomplishment of my life thus far. No diploma, I'm rewarded with picturesque, smart, well-rounded children. I don't encourage teenage pregnancies, nor do I condemn those who are in that situation. Because that was my situation, I got pregnant with my first child when I was 16. I don't want my kids to follow the path I’m on. I don't plan to discuss my escapades with them in detail, but if at 16 years old either of my kids come to me with a problem or question about anything, I will be there to talk to them. I can't stress how little I care about what others think of me. What can possibly be wrong with having children that you can shower with love? And don't assume I am a deadbeat just because I'm young. You don't know me, and if you have that attitude then I don't want you to know me, and I don't want to know you.
I'm not your ordinary parent. I let my kids watch SpongeBob SquarePants, as opposed to Baby Genius. They both love SpongeBob, why would I deprive them of something they love so much? It's not "developmentally stimulating"? Life is too short to fuss over what your kid does or does not watch on TV. Unless SpongeBob is fucking Sandy (or even Patrick), using bad language while jelly fishing, or snorting blow with Mr. Krabs, I think they'll be ok. And occasionally, they get sweets. So what? I want my children to learn that they should enjoy life to the fullest and not sweat the small things, and above all I want them to learn that they should be themselves. I want them to be proud that their mother isn't lame but at the same time, I'm not at all lenient when it comes to what really matters. I want them to not only see me as a parent, but as a friend too. Being a full-time mother is the highest paying job you could have, since the payment is pure love.
My first name is Tiffany and my middle name is Danielle. Which, to put it briefly, means the manifestation of God, my judge. This is so true about me, even though I am not a Bible thumper; I believe that only God can judge me. So unless you're the creator and ruler of the universe, all-powerful, and all-knowing... you can go to hell. Let me remind you, I am not a religious person and if you have a problem with my language, my non-conformity and my somewhat unorthodox beliefs and practices then I suggest you piss off. I am a self-proclaimed controversialist and am in no way whatsoever conventional.
I was born, prematurely, on April 13, 1986. This was a Friday, so I was born on Friday the 13th. Thus making me 23 years of age, un-lucky and not quite what everyone expected (including you). Oh, also making me an Aries.
I'm southern born and raised (Memphis, Tennessee). No, I'm not the bare foot, hillbilly, incestuous, redneck, tobacco chewing, yee-hawing, and southern belle dumbass that you're expecting, now that you know where I was born and raised. I really hate that stereotype.
I'm Irish and Scottish. I have naturally blonde hair and grayish, blue eyes. I'm only 5'0 or so, my weight is between 130lbs and 140lbs. I can be very ditzy at times, I hate being short and I know I'm not exactly thin. Oh well. I have my nose, navel and both nipples pierced and I did have my Monroe pierced, twice. But, I took it out, twice. I have a little pink rose tattoo on my lower back and a fairy on my shoulder blade. I really want more, just can't seem to find the funds for them. There's just something about body modification that I love. I'm enthusiastically aspiring to be a tattoo artist. Other possible career paths for me are professional photography, parapsychologist, paranormal researcher, art professor, make-up artist and some more terribly unrealistic goals. We all have a dream.
I'm very interested in parapsychology (the scientific study of paranormal phenomena), ghost hunting, electronic voice phenomena, physic phenomena, reincarnation, karma, angelology and demonology, nature spirits, Mother Earth, urban legends, life after death, channeling, crystals, meditating, divination, astrology, holistic health, and indigo children. Need I go on? Also, I used to own a deck of Tarot cards and read them quite often. If I had one, I'd use a Ouija board. I am fascinated by anything and everything paranormal. I watch every show that I can, have tons and tons of books, and spend a great deal of my free time reading and researching such.
I'm both lively and dark at the same time. I love girly things such as makeup, glitter, unicorns, rainbows, hearts, romance, stuffed animals, and cute little babies. But, at the same time, I'm interested in the more morbid parts of life, such as death, decomposition, natural disasters, crimes of passion, and carnage. I'm pro-choice, pro-death sentence.
I hate most trends. But, sometimes even I get hypnotized by the trendy. I hate hypocrites, although, occasionally I am hypocritical. I hate being wrong. Even more so, I hate being told I'm wrong and knowing I'm right. I will make you look like a fool when I prove that I am the one who was right all along. That drives some people mad and I think it's funny.
I'm literally obsessive compulsive. And, as weird as this may be I really love to clean and organize, I do this daily. When I cannot it bothers me a great deal. Hey, at least I'm not a slob.
I love anime and manga, I love Asian culture overall. Someday I'd like to write and draw my own manga, just for fun. I think anime and manga artists have great and unrecognized talent. It is beautiful art that should be more recognized.
I have what some might call a bad habit, which is smoking (cigarettes). For me, it's more like my guilty pleasure, anti-drug and the ultimate indulgence. I really don't care so much that it's bad for you. I know it's bad for me. No, I'm not addicted to nicotine; I just really, really like it. Okay, so maybe I am addicted.
I love nature. In my opinion there is nothing more beautiful and under appreciated than a storm. I'm absolutely fascinated by nature's fury. Natural disasters (be that as they may) captivate me. If you're around me enough, you'll notice I'm giddy when the weather is bad (as long as my family and I are safe inside my home).
I have a lot of secrets. I have secrets that I've never told anybody and will carry to my grave. Nothing as minute as whether or not I have sex toys or how many guys I've banged. Cause I'll tell you that straight up. Some secrets I am not ashamed of, some I just don't wish to dwell on. I'm very self-destructive and I'm not quite as strong as I lead people to believe. I've done a lot in my life that I'm not exactly proud of. But, it's because of my past; I am who I am today. And quite frankly, it's no one's business.
I've been a full-time mother since the age of 16. Raising my kids has been the most rewarding accomplishment of my life thus far. No diploma, I'm rewarded with picturesque, smart, well-rounded children. I don't encourage teenage pregnancies, nor do I condemn those who are in that situation. Because that was my situation, I got pregnant with my first child when I was 16. I don't want my kids to follow the path I’m on. I don't plan to discuss my escapades with them in detail, but if at 16 years old either of my kids come to me with a problem or question about anything, I will be there to talk to them. I can't stress how little I care about what others think of me. What can possibly be wrong with having children that you can shower with love? And don't assume I am a deadbeat just because I'm young. You don't know me, and if you have that attitude then I don't want you to know me, and I don't want to know you.
I'm not your ordinary parent. I let my kids watch SpongeBob SquarePants, as opposed to Baby Genius. They both love SpongeBob, why would I deprive them of something they love so much? It's not "developmentally stimulating"? Life is too short to fuss over what your kid does or does not watch on TV. Unless SpongeBob is fucking Sandy (or even Patrick), using bad language while jelly fishing, or snorting blow with Mr. Krabs, I think they'll be ok. And occasionally, they get sweets. So what? I want my children to learn that they should enjoy life to the fullest and not sweat the small things, and above all I want them to learn that they should be themselves. I want them to be proud that their mother isn't lame but at the same time, I'm not at all lenient when it comes to what really matters. I want them to not only see me as a parent, but as a friend too. Being a full-time mother is the highest paying job you could have, since the payment is pure love.
My first name is Tiffany and my middle name is Danielle. Which, to put it briefly, means the manifestation of God, my judge. This is so true about me, even though I am not a Bible thumper; I believe that only God can judge me. So unless you're the creator and ruler of the universe, all-powerful, and all-knowing... you can go to hell. Let me remind you, I am not a religious person and if you have a problem with my language, my non-conformity and my somewhat unorthodox beliefs and practices then I suggest you piss off. I am a self-proclaimed controversialist and am in no way whatsoever conventional.
I was born, prematurely, on April 13, 1986. This was a Friday, so I was born on Friday the 13th. Thus making me 23 years of age, un-lucky and not quite what everyone expected (including you). Oh, also making me an Aries.
I'm southern born and raised (Memphis, Tennessee). No, I'm not the bare foot, hillbilly, incestuous, redneck, tobacco chewing, yee-hawing, and southern belle dumbass that you're expecting, now that you know where I was born and raised. I really hate that stereotype.
I'm Irish and Scottish. I have naturally blonde hair and grayish, blue eyes. I'm only 5'0 or so, my weight is between 130lbs and 140lbs. I can be very ditzy at times, I hate being short and I know I'm not exactly thin. Oh well. I have my nose, navel and both nipples pierced and I did have my Monroe pierced, twice. But, I took it out, twice. I have a little pink rose tattoo on my lower back and a fairy on my shoulder blade. I really want more, just can't seem to find the funds for them. There's just something about body modification that I love. I'm enthusiastically aspiring to be a tattoo artist. Other possible career paths for me are professional photography, parapsychologist, paranormal researcher, art professor, make-up artist and some more terribly unrealistic goals. We all have a dream.
I'm very interested in parapsychology (the scientific study of paranormal phenomena), ghost hunting, electronic voice phenomena, physic phenomena, reincarnation, karma, angelology and demonology, nature spirits, Mother Earth, urban legends, life after death, channeling, crystals, meditating, divination, astrology, holistic health, and indigo children. Need I go on? Also, I used to own a deck of Tarot cards and read them quite often. If I had one, I'd use a Ouija board. I am fascinated by anything and everything paranormal. I watch every show that I can, have tons and tons of books, and spend a great deal of my free time reading and researching such.
I'm both lively and dark at the same time. I love girly things such as makeup, glitter, unicorns, rainbows, hearts, romance, stuffed animals, and cute little babies. But, at the same time, I'm interested in the more morbid parts of life, such as death, decomposition, natural disasters, crimes of passion, and carnage. I'm pro-choice, pro-death sentence.
I hate most trends. But, sometimes even I get hypnotized by the trendy. I hate hypocrites, although, occasionally I am hypocritical. I hate being wrong. Even more so, I hate being told I'm wrong and knowing I'm right. I will make you look like a fool when I prove that I am the one who was right all along. That drives some people mad and I think it's funny.
I'm literally obsessive compulsive. And, as weird as this may be I really love to clean and organize, I do this daily. When I cannot it bothers me a great deal. Hey, at least I'm not a slob.
I love anime and manga, I love Asian culture overall. Someday I'd like to write and draw my own manga, just for fun. I think anime and manga artists have great and unrecognized talent. It is beautiful art that should be more recognized.
I have what some might call a bad habit, which is smoking (cigarettes). For me, it's more like my guilty pleasure, anti-drug and the ultimate indulgence. I really don't care so much that it's bad for you. I know it's bad for me. No, I'm not addicted to nicotine; I just really, really like it. Okay, so maybe I am addicted.
I love nature. In my opinion there is nothing more beautiful and under appreciated than a storm. I'm absolutely fascinated by nature's fury. Natural disasters (be that as they may) captivate me. If you're around me enough, you'll notice I'm giddy when the weather is bad (as long as my family and I are safe inside my home).
I have a lot of secrets. I have secrets that I've never told anybody and will carry to my grave. Nothing as minute as whether or not I have sex toys or how many guys I've banged. Cause I'll tell you that straight up. Some secrets I am not ashamed of, some I just don't wish to dwell on. I'm very self-destructive and I'm not quite as strong as I lead people to believe. I've done a lot in my life that I'm not exactly proud of. But, it's because of my past; I am who I am today. And quite frankly, it's no one's business.
